OLF3C – Chapter 1: 《The Evil School Heartthrob Will Eat You: No Escape, Sweetie!》

TL: jamsdothegay

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The first fallen leaves were blown away by the autumn breeze and flew through the classroom of Xingshang High School’s Senior F class.

At the back of the classroom.

Lin Shen was propped up against the wall with one hand, making a standard kabedon pose.

As soon as he lowered his head, he saw a cute girl in school uniform, looking at him with clear deer-like eyes.

The girl’s beautiful face was currently flushed, and her bright eyes were filled with burning anger.

“Let me go!” The girl yelled at him.

Even when she was angry, her voice sounded so crisp and sweet.

It was like the sweetest apple on an autumn day, like the cheerful water of a tinkling mountain stream, and even like the melodious song of an oriole bird.

Clear and pleasant.

Lin Shen was stunned by the shocking descriptions that suddenly appeared in his mind.

He had never been a literary youth!

What’s more, he wasn’t someone who liked to tease girls!

He was about to release the girl and end the awkward kabedon.

However, a mysterious and powerful force stopped him.

In the next second, he completely involuntarily said: “Okay ah~ Su Tiantian, if you let me kiss you, this young master will let you go!”

“Shameless!” The girl, Su Tiantian’s face became redder and her eyes brightened with anger.

Wait!

Lin Shen suddenly sucked in a breath of cold air—

The peppy girl in the classroom!

Kabedon!

The guy who teases and bullies girls!

And this Su Tiantian…….

She’s…. Wasn’t she the girl from the novel that his sister was reading, 《The School Heartthrob Will Eat You: No Escape, Sweetie!》, the female protagonist?!

Lin Shen looked again at Su Tiantian who was pinned on the wall in disbelief.

She had big, round eyes and an upturned nose.

Small, delicate melon face.

She was wearing a beautiful and retro girls’ noble school uniform that could only be seen in the anime.

Lin Shen tried to withdraw his arm again and let go of Su Tiantian.

But he found that his palm seemed to have been glued to the wall with super glue, even his body was so stiff that he couldn’t move at all.

He suddenly broke down!

The name alone made it clear that 《The Evil School Heartthrob Will Eat You: No Escape, Sweetie!》 was a campus romance story. It was written by Super Mario Sue.

This was the the female protagonist, Su Tiantian, who had been forcefully pinned against the wall by him.

A beautiful, strong and bright young woman born from poverty.

She was not afraid of the rich and powerful school heartthrob, known as the “Iceberg Demon”. In the novel, she always provoked the other party’s authority.

Eventually, after she did many things that “succeeded in arousing the other party’s interest”, the male protagonist was completely charmed by her difference and fell deeply in love with her.

The two went through a series of fighting, chasing, and obstruction from the male protagonist’s family, and finally lived a sweet and happy life together.

So he transmigrated into this novel?!

Lin Shen, 20 years old, sophomore in college, gender male, hobby…hmmm….

But! He had absolutely no interest in this kind of swoon-worthy campus romance novels.

He had read it only because his precious little sister, who was spoiled as a princess by her parents and their big brother, was brainlessly chasing after it every day, even forgetting to eat or drink.

Cry one moment and laugh the next.

Their mother didn’t know about her little sister’s addiction in reading novels and asked Lin Shen worriedly, “What’s wrong with your sister?”

Lin Shen only got to go home for a day on weekends.

He didn’t know what was wrong with her.

But he couldn’t answer his mother’s questions, and that made him a little uneasy.

So after getting the answer from his little sister, he spent the whole day quickly flipping through this million-word campus romance novel!

He was thunderstruck, no exaggeration!

It’s full of——

“Well, woman, you successfully aroused my interest!”

“This skirt is a million dollars worth, I’ll give it to you! Don’t always look like a bumpkin! Shameful!”

“Tiantian, I want to eat your little mouth!”

“Tiantian, your eyes can only see me! If I call you, you must be by my side at once!”

“Mo Juecheng, no, no!”

……

Even in his dreams that night, Lin Shen was disturbed by the fictional dog blood and astounding plot.

He even dreamt that the most gentlemanly brother next door pinned him against the wall and looked down at him with a wicked grin: “Shenshen, you’ve succeeded in arousing my interest, and now I’m going to eat your mouth!”

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Lin Shen woke up from his dream covered in cold sweat.

He was going to have a good chat with his younger sister who had just entered high school. It was better to read this kind of novels less.

But who knew he’d be in the book when he opened his eyes!

And also……

Lin Shen’s gaze was complex as he looked down at the female protagonist who was completely imprisoned in his arms.

He still couldn’t move.

He couldn’t say any other lines either.

The ambiguous posture they were in was simply a standard scene from an idol drama.

But he’s not the male protagonist ahhhhhhh!!!!

Lin Shen remembered this plot.

He was just a scumbag who had been paid off and ready to molest the female protagonist.

He was a tool armor for the hero to save the beauty from a cannon fodder who didn’t even deserve to have a name in the story.

All of his lines in the book were just the same!

In this one-million-word long novel, he survived for three chapters in total, one thousand words per chapter!

Soon he’d be kicked away to the corner by Mo Juecheng, spitting out blood on the spot and transferring to another school in ashes……

And he would never be seen ever again!

Oh yeah, Mo Juecheng was the male protagonist of this novel.

Known as the “Iceberg Demon”, he was 1.85 meters tall and had a perfect face.

He was the only son of the current patriarch of the wealthy Mo family, who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth and drove Rolls-Royce Phantom to school every day.

The men and women behind him who wanted to suck up to him could go around the world three times.

But he didn’t like anyone.

Finally, one day, his full attention was caught by the female protagonist, Su Tiantin, who did not love his money and the power of the Mo family and dared to provoke him.

Right now, Lin Shen could hear the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the corridor outside the quiet classroom.

——Those footsteps belonged to the male protagonist, Mo Juecheng!

It was the devil’s steps that were closing in on him!

“Mo Juecheng, help me!” Su Tiantian, who was facing the back door of the classroom, saw Mo Juecheng first and immediately screamed for help.

The voice, always strong and full of sunshine, was tinged with a hint of tremors that could arouse any man’s desire to protect.

“What are you doing?!” Sure enough, Mo Juecheng’s cold voice came from the back door of the classroom.

As he spoke, he walked towards Lin Shen and the female protagonist.

The footsteps were rapid.

Every step was like stepping on Lin Shen’s heart.

He knew that he was about to be kicked away soon, becoming a catalyst to develop the relationship between the male and female protagonist…

He didn’t want to die!

At that instant, Lin Shen suddenly felt his body, which had been originally stiff, becoming much lighter.

The control over his body seemed to be back in his hands.

He seemed to be able to speak again?!

At the same time, Mo Juecheng’s hand was already gripping his shoulder.

The athletic almighty school heartthrob had a strong pair of hands.

Lin Shen turned his head to glance at the hand pressed on his shoulder, which was healthy wheat-colored skin with long fingers, and at a glance he knew it must be very painful to be punched by his fist.

Lin Shen was instantly calmed down by his strong desire to live.

He looked down at the small, red-faced, but obviously less frightened, Su Tiantian.

Lin Shen spoke calmly: “Fellow classmate, this afternoon is the last physics test of the month. Have you memorized all the formulas? Have you seen all the examples? Do you remember the law of conservation of energy and how the E=Blv formula is used to solve the problem?”

He took a deep breath and smiled calmly at Su Tiantian while both Su Tiantian and Mo Juecheng were in a daze.

His smile was especially magnificent, just like his former class teacher, who was as solemn as he was loving, and loving as he was expecting from his students: “Study hard, don’t waste your time!”

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